Monday, July 19, 2010

Playboy Legend Admits Beating Off to Rival Mag


Beverly Hills, California

In an amazing interview given yesterday at the famed Playboy Mansion, porn icon Hugh Hefner admitted to pleasuring himself to rival magazine, Penthouse on more than one occasion.

"Playboy will always be my first love. But I have cheated on her with a mistress or two over the years," slyly said Hef.

Playboy has maintained it's clean, wholesome, girl next door type image since it's start in 1953, but Hef appreciates all beauty. "Sometimes I really just want to get down and dirty. And that's the kind of girls that they have at Penthouse. Real naughty girls!" exclaims Hef.

We also learned during the interview that he likes playing games in the nude such as Chess, Stratego, and Marco Polo.

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