Monday, August 02, 2010

Justin Bieber Grows a New Hair On Balls

Hollywood, California

Ever since Justin Bieber's YouTube video, "Ne-Yo" hit the internet, his fame has grown. But Justin was reportedly saying that other things have grown as well.

"I got my first hair on my balls," Bieber shyly admitted on the red carpet last night, during an interview. Bieber who has not been able to keep his life private, is now dishing on his own privates.

When we asked Justin's mom, Pattie Lynn Mallette to comment on her son's recent development, she hugged her son, saying "It had to happen sooner or later. He's very excited about it. He's looking forward to the rest of them coming in so he can comb them over to match the top."

Once the news broke about Bieber's balls, he was seen being chased down Melrose by a gaggle of girls, screaming, "Get me the hell out of here!"

-Silly's Soft News

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