
Minetonk, Wisconsin
It's been 6 years since Randy Folsom has walked the halls of Minetonk High School putting fear into his fellow students.
"Yeah, I really miss coming up on some doofus and giving him an Indian Burn or a Titty Twister," remarks Folsom.
Folsom, now a telemarketer for a local window replacement company reflects back on the camaraderie from his cubicle.
"It's just not the same. Here if you try and give someone a wedgie, you get fired," Folsom complains.
He is now considering a career in law enforcement.
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