Los Angeles, California
The actor who once played bad boy, "Nino Brown" in New Jack City, Wesley Snipes has been cast in a real-life role of playing a white collar criminal. This project isn't being backed by 20th Century FOX Pictures or New Line Cinema. The big wigs here are the IRS.
The famous actor was been sentenced to 3 years in prison for failing to file tax returns for several years. The estimates that he owed the IRS $15 million dollars is nothing compared to the trouble looming over him now. I'm not speaking of cold showers, bad food, and the wonderful rape scenes that Snipes will be forced to act out.
It is reported now that Snipes owes $865.32 to H&R Block for back tax work. "Those motherfuckers are crazy," says a worried inmate at California's Pelican Bay Prison. "They can get to anyone, anywhere. H&R Block sent a hitman out to get my cousin, Julio. And he only owed them $150. I'll pray for Wesley. He's a good actor. But if he comes here, I'm gettin' the hell out the way!"
Mr. Snipes could not be reached for comment.
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