West Hollywood, California
All the rumors that have been flying about Lindsay Lohan being confronted by "Lesbian Gangs" are simply not true says one lesbian at Lynwood Correctional Facility in Los Angeles.
Martha Mufferson, an inmate and member of the infamous female gang, "The Menstrual Bloods" is actually looking forward to her time with Ms. Lohan.
"It will be great. She's like a big star. I've been in LA for almost 2 years without seeing a star. Now I get to spend 90 days with one. It is so cool! All of us lesbians in here love Lindsay. We would never want to hurt her. We're not mean girls. We just want to have a Freaky Friday with her."
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