Manhattan, New York
Gynecologists were baffled yesterday at the discovery of the famous 882 foot ship that was buried in Barbara Walter's vagina. During a routine examination at Cedars Sinai Hospital, the 81 year old who was described as "fit as a fiddle" was just as curious as her doctors as to how the ship got there.
"We are trying to draw conclusions. But we find it very difficult seeing that Ms. Walters was born in 1929 and this vessel sank in 1912," said Dr. Waymon Kibbles.
This is the second occurrence of a mysterious boat turning up this week (referring to the excavation on a 32 foot ship found at Ground Zero on July 15th). When asked if she had rammed her vagina into an iceberg many years ago, Ms. Walters had no comment.
At this time, officials are keeping tight-lipped. However, scientists are speculating that her vagina may be the Bermuda Triangle.
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