Framingham, Massachusetts
You scream, they scream, we all scream for ice cream. But not for one flavor that is crying foul. Strawberry, the long-time companion of chocolate and vanilla is sick and tired of being ousthined.
"C'mon, let's be honest. Everybody takes a cursory taste of me when they open the container. But then they go for all the chocolate and vanilla until I am left at the very end, alone in the box. How do you think this makes me look?" remarked Strawberry.
It is apparent from Strawberry's lawyers, that he wants to end the partnership with the other 2 flavors.
When Breyer's CEO James W. Nolan was asked about the possibility of discontinuing their famous Neapolitan brand he said, "I would hate to lose what has become an iconic brand for our company. But I do respect Strawberry's wishes and hope to keep him within the Breyer's family."
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