In the latest development of what can be called too horny for his own good, Ex-NFL Superstar Lawrence Taylor's wife, Lynette is now chiming in that her husband did not have sex with the 16 year old girl...that was in his room...where a used rubber was found...that he had worn...when he didn't have sex with her.
"Lynette may have booked a one way ticket to Egypt. Because that bitch is in denial," shouted a spectator at the jail where Taylor was released.
When Taylor was asked what did go on in the his room that evening, he replied "We just sat around and talked, watched cartoons, drank Pepsi, and ordered a pizza. But there was no sex."
When asked about the $300 payment to the 16 year old, Taylor claims "She knocked on my door selling Girl Scout cookies, man! I did not have sex with her. She was selling those sugar cookies I love so much. I couldn't resist."
Taylor's wife, Lynette grabbed her husband's hand and said, "My husband's not guilty. And the truth shall set him free! Praise the Lord!"
Taylor's next court date in August 3rd. But he need not appear before the judge until August 24th. If convicted, he could face up to 5 years in prison without the possibility of sugar cookies.
-Silly's Soft News
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