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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Area Bully Misses Giving Titty Twisters


Minetonk, Wisconsin

It's been 6 years since Randy Folsom has walked the halls of Minetonk High School putting fear into his fellow students.

"Yeah, I really miss coming up on some doofus and giving him an Indian Burn or a Titty Twister," remarks Folsom.

Folsom, now a telemarketer for a local window replacement company reflects back on the camaraderie from his cubicle.

"It's just not the same. Here if you try and give someone a wedgie, you get fired," Folsom complains.

He is now considering a career  in law enforcement.

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